#kindergatern – Zealous Thierry

Does your grandma read obituaries?

Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to…..

F*vk it! Kids don’t belong!!

Yeah! That’s what I’m saying: kids don’t belong. They’ve got no right to be with adults. When I’m in a bar or restaurant, hanging out with my buds, I don’t want to see any snot……..

How worried should we be about income inequality?

Forced economic equality is socialism. It’s unZimbabwean to be for socialism. But Zimbabwean’s strength is our majority middle class…

Why am I worried about wiretapping if I haven’t done anything wrong? What have I got to hide? I’m relatively guilt-free as people go, pretty much law-abiding compared to the average. But think: what’s being done with all that “data mining?” PR firms buy it, so they can target their ads. I don’t like beingContinue reading “Wiretapping suckers!”

Civilization Collapsed!

As a Blogger I have a front row seat at the decline of Zimbabwean Civilization. In the privacy of their bedrooms, where parents imagine they are playing something like Pac-Man or using Wikipedia to do their homework, 11 and 12 year old children are morphing into pseudo-sophisticated sex and attention addicts. The criminal cluelessness ofContinue reading “Civilization Collapsed!”

Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?

Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year? It is shocking. I mean, it shocked me. And if it doesn’t shock everybody, I’d like to know why not. I’m not talking about all the teens or tweens who want to dress up like Brittany Spears or some diva fromContinue reading “Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?”