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F*vk it! Kids don’t belong!!

Yeah! That’s what I’m saying: kids don’t belong. They’ve got no right to be with adults. When I’m in a bar or restaurant, hanging out with my buds, I don’t want to see any snot nosed midgets running around, whining or screaming ’cause they’re bored– of course they’re bored, it’s for grownups, you idiots!

The kids need a good swat on the behind, and parents like you should be locked up. For what? For pissing me off!

I hate it when some f-ing parent gives me the evil eye. So– me and my friends are saying the f-word? So what? This is a bar, lady! It’s f-ing 11 o’clock at f-ing night! You want to keep your kids ears pure, keep ’em at home with the TV shut off, or send ’em to f-ing Sunday school!

Fun, isn’t it? Like, we put in our f-ing forty hours taking crap from stupid bosses and stupid customers, and then when the evening rolls around and we can finally wind down with a beer, I’ve got to watch my mouth on account of some stupid kid? Some idiot parent? Just shut up, will you? Get the hell out. This is a grown-up world, and you’re not welcome to it!

By the same author;

House Number 230
Elmswood Park
Along 1st Road
Marondera, Mashonaland East 00000
Zimbabwe
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Published by K. T. NHAMO

I would rather entertain people and hope they were educated than educate them and hope they were entertained.

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