The Comedy of Relatives: Emerson Mnangagwa’s Government of Kinship

In the illustrious world of politics, where chaos and intrigue collide, we often encounter instances that leave us questioning the sanity of those in power. Zimbabwe, my dear fellow cynics, is no exception. Enter President Emerson Mnangagwa, a maestro of political shenanigans and a master of self-preservation. Marvel at his ingenious solution to doubts about his legitimacy and the lack of support for his leadership: … Continue reading The Comedy of Relatives: Emerson Mnangagwa’s Government of Kinship

The Greatest race.

Right now, I see a race between the corruption scandals destroying the RP and the RP destroying Zimbabwe. I hope the scandals will develop quicker: Give voters a heads-up about what’s happening. I hope that every one of those crooks cops a plea, and dumps everything he knows about all the others– until the whole, corrupt, crony-ridden, hateful system comes crashing down. But I don’t … Continue reading The Greatest race.

What we have isn’t politics.

What we have today isn’t Politics. Politics is the election by informed citizens of representatives who will make informed decisions. Decisions based on debate about what is in the best interests of the people as a whole. What should our society’s rules be? How should we divvy up our financial and intellectual resources? What we have now is politicians pretending that they do that. But … Continue reading What we have isn’t politics.

Our newspapers don’t tell the whole ugly truth!!😱😱😱😱

Do you mean to say that even our most reliable news media panders to the administration in power, and doesn’t tell the whole truth to the Zimbabwean people? Oh my stars and garters! You’re shocked? Try reading some of the newspapers from outside Zimbabwe. You’ll find a totally different viewpoint. Our newspapers, radios, and televisions used to go in search of the truth. A big … Continue reading Our newspapers don’t tell the whole ugly truth!!😱😱😱😱

Why would we end homelessness?

End homelessness? Why? Why would you want to do that? I mean, none of us wants the mentally ill to be wandering around the streets without medicine or shelter. We want to cure disease. We want to feed the hungry, clean up crime in the parks. End littering! But homelessness? What ever happened to freedom? Why should a person have to live in a house, … Continue reading Why would we end homelessness?

F*vk it! Kids don’t belong!!

Yeah! That’s what I’m saying: kids don’t belong. They’ve got no right to be with adults. When I’m in a bar or restaurant, hanging out with my buds, I don’t want to see any snot…….. Continue reading F*vk it! Kids don’t belong!!