One day I received a letter from grandma… It read;
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The Bigger Person
You’re not big, you’re fat. Let’s be slightly more truthful. Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat. Not just because they called you fat but because they absolutely deserve it. The truth remains that you’re round around where your edges are supposed toContinue reading “The Bigger Person”
My moods don’t just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette. Men have mood swings. Women have mood leaps, mood swirls and mood loops. You don’t know you could breathe wrong until you’re around a woman with a mood leap. Suddenly you’re being accused of taking in too much oxygen perContinue reading “Moods Swinging”
Rules are for little people.
Anyone who deals with the government or large corporations knows that these days nobody is playing by the rules. ..
I’m Afraid Homosapien Has Had His Day.
All over the world, fundamentalist belief is gaining power. The stupid and ill-educated are easily scared of things like…
A Plague on all your houses
Yet I have a trick Of the old rage. Bear with me, I am sick; I’ll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see: Write ‘Lord have mercy on us’ on those three. They are infected; in their hearts it lies; They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes. These lords are visited;Continue reading “A Plague on all your houses”
Festival Girl Field Report 2.0
Despite what I said in my post on +1s, does it feels really fucking good to put your dick inside a girl, not just in a visceral way, but as the end of a successful seduction? Hell yes it does. Oktoberfest girl is one of my longer seductions: we met nearly a month ago atContinue reading “Festival Girl Field Report 2.0”
How to keep a girl coming back–Festival Girl FR 3.0
Given that she’s attractive, very sexual, and we have a strong connection, I told her that
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don’t emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light,Continue reading “Dark Suckers”
The Diary of a delusional cat!!
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. TomorrowContinue reading “The Diary of a delusional cat!!”