Do you mean to say that even our most reliable news media panders to the administration in power, and doesn’t tell the whole truth to the Zimbabwean people? Oh my stars and garters! You’re shocked? Try reading some of the newspapers from outside Zimbabwe. You’ll find a totally different viewpoint. Our newspapers, radios, and televisionsContinue reading “Our newspapers don’t tell the whole ugly truth!!đ±đ±đ±đ±”
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Here’s your sign!!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and thereContinue reading “Here’s your sign!!”
A penalty for the poor
Why? Why is this legal? Personal checks I can see, they may be fake. But a paycheck from…
Sacrifices
Long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called Saints. But now, they are called IT professionals. The cause of peopleâs unhappiness is sacrificing what they want most for what they want now. Your role may be thankless, but if youâre willing to give it yourContinue reading “Sacrifices”
The Bigger Person
Youâre not big, youâre fat. Letâs be slightly more truthful. Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat. Not just because they called you fat but because they absolutely deserve it. The truth remains that youâre round around where your edges are supposed toContinue reading “The Bigger Person”
The Joys of Motherhood
Moms stay up all night overthinking about their children. A job nobody asked them to do but they brought it upon themselves anyways. Whatâs worse is that moms get upset that we donât appreciate the fact that they do this. Like it is somehow our fault. And you know they mean well, theyâre just goingContinue reading “The Joys of Motherhood”
Dealing with Criticism
It is funny to be a critic. A critic is a legless man who teaches other people to run. Ideally, if you canât cook, you shouldnât tell people that their food needs salt. A critic like me is doing so anyway. The worst-case scenario is that itâll be the last time I ever eat yourContinue reading “Dealing with Criticism”
Cooking
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. Who would have thought that boiling eggs and making pap would be so difficult. Making pap is the same as âfighting until you see the light at the end of the tunnel.â You never know if youâve gotten it right until the end. Thereâs a keyContinue reading “Cooking”
The Power of Music
One thing about music is that when it hits you, you feel no pain. My music taste ranges from âYouâve gotta listen to thisâ to âI know, please donât judge me.â A day without music is likeâŠjust kidding, I have no idea. When I was a little boy, I told my Dad, âWhen I growContinue reading “The Power of Music”
Moods Swinging
My moods donât just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette. Men have mood swings. Women have mood leaps, mood swirls and mood loops. You donât know you could breathe wrong until youâre around a woman with a mood leap. Suddenly youâre being accused of taking in too much oxygen perContinue reading “Moods Swinging”
Zealous Thierry 