Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to…..
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Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.
I live in Marondera, and I have to say to those people who don’t believe we have global warming– Come up here. People who live up here will tell you that the summers used to be wonderful. Nothing above 30 degrees, and always a cool breeze. Nights that are perfect for sleeping. A few summersContinue reading “Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.”
Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?
Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year? It is shocking. I mean, it shocked me. And if it doesn’t shock everybody, I’d like to know why not. I’m not talking about all the teens or tweens who want to dress up like Brittany Spears or some diva fromContinue reading “Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?”
Some politically incorrect truths to be used as you see fit
1. Never ask heterosexual women for tips on how to seduce a woman. It’s like asking people who constantly watch cars go by, but have never driven themselves, what it is like to drive a car. Heterosexual women do not try and seduce other heterosexual women. They have zero experience as to how to goContinue reading “Some politically incorrect truths to be used as you see fit”
A Plague on all your houses
Yet I have a trick Of the old rage. Bear with me, I am sick; I’ll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see: Write ‘Lord have mercy on us’ on those three. They are infected; in their hearts it lies; They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes. These lords are visited;Continue reading “A Plague on all your houses”
Zealous Thierry 