Some days I wake up and think,“Damn, I might be the problem.” Not in a villain arc kind of way, no. Just in that quiet, disappointing way you forget to reply to someone who loves you.Or you said you’d change, and didn’t.Or you left your undried laundry in the wardrobe for three days and now it smells like betrayal. I’m not evil. Just… inconsistent.A decent … Continue reading Piece of Shit
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr These profound words resonate deeply within the hearts of Zimbabweans, as we find ourselves grappling with an existential crisis that strikes at the very core of our national identity. Throughout our rich history, we … Continue reading The Existential Crisis of Zimbabwe’s National Identity
In the illustrious world of politics, where chaos and intrigue collide, we often encounter instances that leave us questioning the sanity of those in power. Zimbabwe, my dear fellow cynics, is no exception. Enter President Emerson Mnangagwa, a maestro of political shenanigans and a master of self-preservation. Marvel at his ingenious solution to doubts about his legitimacy and the lack of support for his leadership: … Continue reading The Comedy of Relatives: Emerson Mnangagwa’s Government of Kinship
When I stumble upon a parking spot right in front of the door of the store I need to go to. It’s like space is on my side. But don’t get me started on parallel parking. Why do we call it “outer space” when it’s really just “space”? It’s not like there’s an “inner space” that we’re comparing it to. Maybe we should just call … Continue reading Rant: Wanna know what makes my day?
If I were to open up a shop, oh, the endless possibilities! The thought alone makes my imagination run wild, conjuring up images of a bustling establishment filled with people, laughter, and shelves brimming with unique and intriguing items. But what would I sell? A question that leaves me both contemplative and introspective, mixed with a liberal dose of humor. One option that comes to … Continue reading Daily Prompt: A shop of Useless Items
To know that we’re all just spinning on this big rock together. But then I remember that stupid Twitter feud I got into last night and all the negative energy in the world comes crashing down on me. It’s a small space we occupy – both on earth and in our minds – so why do we waste it on things that don’t matter? I … Continue reading Space
To know that the earth is spinning at over 1,000 miles per hour. It makes me feel like I’m accomplishing something just by standing still. Sometimes I feel like I am in my own space, my own little bubble. But then I realize that we are all just floating in this vast universe together.
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When gravity doesn’t win and I don’t fall over. You know what also makes my day? Having a clean space. There is something therapeutic about cleaning, organizing and decluttering. It clears both your physical and mental space. Have you ever noticed how our outer space mirrors our inner space? A messy desk reflects a cluttered mind, while a clean and organized space signals a clear, … Continue reading Wanna Know What makes my day?
Let’s face it, adulting is hard. No one tells you how to balance a budget, cook a decent meal, or deal with your landlord’s weird requests. Suddenly, you’re expected to know how to handle life’s challenges, all while pretending you’re not secretly freaking out. But fear not, my friends. I present to you, my guide to “adulting”.
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