Welcome to my blog! Today’s topic is random and completely off the cuff because, well, why not? Let’s talk about the all-important life skill of procrastination.
First of all, let me say that I am an expert in this field. I mean, why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow, right? Who needs a deadline when you can have a Netflix binge session instead?
But let’s not just talk about procrastination, let’s celebrate it! Because, let’s be honest, it’s not just a lazy habit, it’s an art form. It takes skill and finesse to avoid doing something for hours, days, weeks, or even months.
So, in honor of this under-appreciated talent, I have compiled a list of my top procrastination techniques:
1. Social Media Scrolling: This one is a classic, but still effective. Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, the options are endless. Just don’t think about the lost hours you’ll never get back!
2. Cleaning: What better way to avoid work than by making your living space spotless? Nevermind that you’ve been living in filth for days because you were “too busy” procrastinating.
3. Online Shopping: A dangerous one, but oh so tempting. Why work on that report when you can buy the perfect pair of shoes instead?
4. Watching Cats on Youtube: Let’s be honest, nobody can resist the lure of feline cuteness on the internet. One minute you’re watching a kitten roll around, the next thing you know, it’s been two hours!
5. Making Lists: You know what they say, if you can make a list, you can procrastinate. Write down all the things you need to do, organize them alphabetically, then pat yourself on the back for being so productive.
Procrastinating may be frowned upon by society, but here at my blog, we say embrace it! Go forth and put off whatever task is in front of you. And if anyone judges you, just call it “strategic time management.” Your welcome.
Get in touch with me on social media
By the same author;
- Since We Are Already Amending, Let’s Dump The Dumb Shit In Our Constitution
Zimbabwe is amending its constitution. Parliament has confirmed it and governing party ZANU-PF has the numbers to make it happen. The public hearings on this issue lasted less than a week across a country of 15 million people, which works out to roughly one hour of democracy per province if you are being generous with the arithmetic. We are doing this since the amendment is … - Zimbabwe’s CAB3 Will Make A Treasonous Coup Way More Easier If Passed
Zimbabwe has always had a gift for doing things no one thought to put in the rulebook. We invented the “constitutional coup” before anyone else thought the phrase made grammatical sense. In November 2017 the military rolled tanks to the national broadcaster, a general read a statement off a sheet of paper and, Robert Mugabe was gone by morning. Nobody called it what it was … - When The Boss Needs Someone To Blame
Why Did Trump Fire Pam Bondi And Throw Caroline Leavitt Under The Bus? There is a pattern in how Donald Trump manages people, and it has nothing to do with performance. It has everything to do with polls. On March 31, standing in the Oval Office, Trump complained to reporters that he was receiving “93% bad publicity.” Rather than consider that the publicity might reflect …
Zealous Thierry 