Ah, the age-old question – have I ever broken a bone? Well, dear reader, I am happy to report that I have never had the pleasure of experiencing such a traumatic event. It’s not that I’m super cautious or anything, I just happen to have been blessed with incredibly strong bones.
I like to think of my bones as the superheroes of my bod – they’re tough and resilient, able to withstand all kinds of stress and strain. I imagine them flexing and flexing, saying, “Bring it on, world! We can take anything you throw at us!”
Of course, this isn’t to say that I haven’t had my fair share of scrapes and bruises over the years. I remember one particularly embarrassing incident when I was younger, where I was running around my grandparents’ backyard and managed to trip over my own feet. I landed hard on my knee and was convinced that it was broken for sure. But after a quick trip to the emergency room, it turned out that it was just badly bruised. My bones were unscathed once again!
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to realize that my unbroken bones are a real source of pride for me. I mean, think about it – how many people can say that they’ve made it through life without a single fracture or sprain? It’s a pretty impressive feat, if I do say so myself.
Some might argue that I’m missing out on the “fun” of having a broken bone – the camaraderie of signing casts, the sympathy from others, the excuse to binge-watch Netflix for days on end. But honestly, I’m okay with that. I’ll take my strong bones over a broken limb any day.
But hey, never say never, right? Maybe one day I’ll take up extreme sports or decide to perform a flying trapeze act without any training. And if that results in a broken bone, well… at least it’ll make a good story.
In the meantime, I’ll keep clinking my milk glass and thanking my lucky stars for my unbreakable bones. Here’s to staying intact, my friends!
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