War on Christmas 🎄🎄!!

Is there a “War on Christmas”? I don’t believe it!

What’s the matter with “Happy Holidays”? People said “Happy Holidays” when I was little. Nobody got all hostile about it. After all, Christmas and New Year are two holidays, aren’t they? You want to wish people happy for both– or happy whatever they celebrate.

My atheist friends celebrate Christmas. So does my atheist Japanese AutoCad tutor and my Jewish ex-girlfriend. A Muslim mate always gives me a Christmas present. “Holiday” sales are what stores are supposed to have! Are they going to tell people that they’re not allowed to buy for Kwanzaa or Hanukkah? Spring Break or Summer Solstice? Why not, if that’s they want to spend their money on? Or should stores to sell only to Christians? Is that even legal?

People are so ready to take offense. The fundamentalists get offended if you don’t say “Merry Christmas”, while other people get freaked if you even mention the word. I read about some carolers who were turned away from an ice rink where skater Sacha Cohen was going to perform, for fear that their Christian songs would offend her. If they’re going to send away carolers for the sake of a single person, how about at least asking that person if carols upset her? Maybe, like my Jewish ex girlfriend , she’s a big fan of Christmas.

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    Issue #27 Netanyahu went on Fox News and told Sean Hannity this conflict would lead to peace and democracy in Iran. This is the same Prime Minister whose country just dropped 1,200 munitions across 24 Iranian provinces, going on American television, to an American host with no critical instincts whatsoever, to tell Americans it’s actually good news. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence would see …
  • Fox News And The Three Part Mission
    Pete Hegseth outlined a three-part military mission strategy against Iran. 1. Destroy missile capabilities. 2. Cripple its navy. 3. Prevent nuclear weapons. That’s the Fox News headline. Clean. Structured. Three parts. A plan, with competent men behind it. Read the same day’s Al Jazeera. The death toll is past a thousand. Tehran is being hit in what the Israelis are calling the tenth wave of …
  • Operation Epic Fury VS The US-Israeli War On Iran
    Notice the name. The Americans call it “Operation Epic Fury.” Fox News runs it in bold like a movie title. Heroic. Decisive. Epic. Fury. Meanwhile Al Jazeera’s headline on day one reads: the United States-Israeli war on Iran. Notice how they do not say “operation” or “mission” . It’s a war, on Iran. Subject, verb, object. Clean, factual, brutal. These are not two outlets covering …
  • The Long Game
    Here’s the cold, rational truth. Even if this works, even if the Iranian regime collapses, even if some moderate government rises from the wreckage, even if not one more American dies, the Trump Administration will have established that the United States assassinates foreign heads of state without congressional approval, that international law means nothing when America decide it’s inconvenient, that diplomatic negotiations can be abandoned …
  • Six American soldiers are dead in the #USIranWar 
    The US military confirmed that its death toll from the conflict has risen to six, after two bodies were recovered from a regional facility struck by Iran. Six. With more promised. Trump himself said there will be more casualties. He said it like a weather forecast. “There will likely be rain on Tuesday. There will likely be more American deaths.” Six families were destroyed. Six …
  • The Insurance Companies May Have Ended The #USIranWar
    Here’s the most surreal part of all of this: Iran didn’t even need to physically close the Strait of Hormuz. Iran has deployed selective drone and rocket attacks. That’s been enough for shipping companies and the insurers who underwrite them to balk at the risk of sending ships through the strait. The insurance companies said no. That was it. Fifteen hundred years of naval strategy, …
  • The Sanctions Came First
    This war didn’t start on February 28. The strikes follow the failure of recent indirect talks between the US and Iran in early February 2026. The talks themselves followed the October 2025 triggering of the snapback sanctions against Iran under the 2015 nuclear deal by the UK, Germany and France. Together, sanctions, failed talks and airstrikes form a sequence. A chain. Every link was a …
  • What Does Regime change Actually Mean?
    Trump said regime change on day one. Then he walked it back. Then it came back. Trump’s goals for the war have shifted from regime change to stopping Iran from developing nuclear capabilities to crippling its navy and missile programs. In five days! The goal of the war changed three times in five days! It looks like man making it up as he goes with …
  • The MAGA coalition is Cracking
    Trump’s MAGA coalition is splintering over what it sees as the president’s failure to keep his “America First” campaign promise by leading the U.S. toward an overseas war to protect his pupeteers, Israel.  The base that chanted “no more wars” is watching their guy start one. Without Congress and without a plan, not even a coherent explanation of what victory looks like. Some are staying …
  • Diplomacy?
    The strikes follow the failure of recent indirect talks between the US and Iran on Iran’s nuclear programme in early February 2026. Early February, that’s three weeks before the bombs. Talks were happening and negotiations were underway. And then the bombs. On 25 February 2026, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi stated that a “historic” agreement with the United States was possible. Three days before the …
  • The Veterans Know How This Ends
    Rep. Seth Moulton, who served with the Marines during the United States’ second war in Iraq, said: “The two basic problems with Bush’s War in Iraq were that it was based on a lie and there was no plan for what comes next.” He served. He was there. He knows what the inside of one of these disasters looks like. And he’s watching the same …
  • Hezbollah is Watching
    One question in coming days and weeks will be whether Iran will look to Hezbollah to be a part of that escalatory response, including against U.S. targets and targets inside Israel. Hezbollah has already launched rockets at Haifa. They haven’t gone all in yet. They’re calculating. Watching. Waiting to see how badly Iran bleeds before deciding whether to fully commit. Meanwhile, Israeli air attacks on …
  • Russia Must He Loving Every Bit Of This As Putin Laughs All The Way To The Bank
    The greatest beneficiaries of the United States’ grave violations of international law are the very actors whom Washington would normally seek to restrain: Moscow will be emboldened to continue its barbaric assault on Ukraine, while China will feel vindicated. Russia gets higher oil prices. Russia gets a distracted America. Russia gets a weakened international legal order that it can point to and say, see, everyone …
  • Over 150 Ships Are Stranded In The Strait 
    As of March 1, 2026, approximately 170 containerships with a combined capacity of around 450,000 TEU, roughly 1.4 percent of the entire global container fleet, were inside the strait and unable to exit. These are ships full of grain, medicine, electronics, car parts, consumer goods. Sitting there. Going nowhere. Every day they sit is another day the global supply chain seizes up a little tighter. …
  • Khamenei is Dead. Now what?
    The operation began with joint strikes by the US and Israel which included the assassination of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, whose compound was destroyed, as well as Ali Shamkhani and several other Iranian officials. Khamenei is dead. The head of state of a nation of 90 million people was killed by a foreign government without a declaration of war, without a trial, without any legal …
  • Qatar’s Gas is Gone
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  • Regime Change
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  • The IAEA Said What?
    On 2 March, the IAEA said that it had “no indication that any of the nuclear installations” had been hit or damaged in the strikes. Wait. Stop. The entire stated justification for this war was Iran’s nuclear program. America dropped thousands of bombs across 24 provinces. And the international nuclear watchdog, the people whose actual job is tracking this, says the nuclear sites are intact? …
  • How many people does it take for the United States of America to go to war?
    How many Americans is it appropriate to consult before starting a war? According to the Trump administration: eight. The Gang of Eight refers to a special group of eight members of Congress, including the four top Republicans and Democrats in the House and Senate, as well as the chairperson and ranking member of the House and Senate Select Committees on Intelligence. Eight people, briefed in …
  • We fell for the same WMDs story Again
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  • Who Benefits from the War in Iran. Follow the money
    Iran is in chaos. The Strait is closed. Russia stands to benefit as India and China pivot away from disrupted Middle East supply. U.S. domestic oil and gas producers, they are the ones with deep ties to the current administration,  are watching their margins explode. After recent investments in LNG terminals, the U.S. is the world’s largest exporter of LNG. Higher prices boost companies that …
  • Brent At $200 A Barrel. Good luck with that
    Brent would surge toward $200 per barrel if Iran succeeded in enforcing a full closure of the Strait by deploying mines, anti-ship missiles, and other weapons, says Deutsche Bank. Two hundred dollars a barrel. Y’all Americans, remember when $5 gas felt like a crisis? That was child’s play. A prolonged disruption in the Strait could spike Brent prices by $40 to $80 per barrel, and …
  • The Little Girls in Minab
    A girls’ elementary school was bombed by the Israeli and American government terrorist attacks on Minab. Reports stated that 148 students had been killed and 95 had been wounded. One hundred and forty-eight little girls. Gone. The IDF said they were “checking”. CENTCOM said they were “looking into it.” The Washington Post and the New York Times verified footage taken immediately after the attack. They …
  • Dispatch 004: The Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Jagular, and The United States just Closed it
    We have not seen anything like this in pretty much the history of the Strait of Hormuz,” says the chief economist at Rystad Energy. He compares it to blocking the aorta. That’s not hyperbole. About 20 million barrels of oil, roughly one-fifth of globally traded oil, transits the corridor daily, alongside roughly 22 percent of global liquefied natural gas trade. When you block the aorta, …
  • Dispatch 003: “No More Forever Wars”, Remember That?
    He said it. Over and over. “No more endless wars.” “America First.” “Bring the troops home.” That was the promise. The gullible American people voted for it! And now? Bombs are falling, people are dying, and vows of revenge and retribution are being lobbed in escalating threats, all while untold taxpayer dollars are being spent on a military strategy that’s expected to continue for weeks …
  • Dispatch 002: The Constitution Called And You Missed It
    Article 1 of the United States Constitution gives Congress, not the president, the power to declare war. That’s not a suggestion but the document that everyone swears to uphold. Trump didn’t go to Congress. He neither asked nor debated, instead he told the Gang of EightEight people! And dropped bombs on a sovereign nation. By acting alone, he has violated the Constitution’s assignment of war …
  • Dispatch 001: No Plan Again
    Iraq. No plan. Libya. No plan. Afghanistan. No plan. And now Iran. Brookings, the Council on Foreign Relations and every serious analyst in Washington is saying the same thing. That the Trump administration has no clue and no plan for what comes next. The American assassinated the Iranian Supreme Leader. Congratulations. Now what? Who fills that vacuum? When has a power vacuum in the Middle …
  • When Does a Military Base Become a Military Target? Ask Akrotiri The UK Base In Cyprus
    Britain announced it was opening RAF Akrotiri for US strikes on Iran. Hours later, Iran hit the base. Here is why that was entirely predictable under international law.
  • Spare Thoughts #02 : The Most Dangerous Expression
    Finally putting this somewhere.
  • Spare Thought #01: Beginnings
    Nobody has ever waited for permission to start a movement. They just move, slightly before the signal, and hope someone follows. Most don’t, yet sometimes three people do, then they become a crowd, then the crowd becomes inevitable.Spare Thoughts is a series of my short, numbered observations No. 01 is below. The rest are coming.
  • Building The United States’ Golden Dome Missile Defense System And How To Start A Space War
    In May 2025, the world got a first-hand look at what a modern missile defense system looks like during a major international conflict, when Israel attacked Iran and triggered a rapid retaliation. What most people saw was a piece of Israeli Missile Defense system referred to as the Iron Dome. But that name hides a more complicated reality. The Iron Dome is only the lowest …
  • IshowSpeed coming to Zimbabwe
    Marondera – Darren Jason Watkins Jr., the American internet personality better known as IShowSpeed, is expected to visit Zimbabwe as part of an ambitious tour spanning 20 African countries, a move that signals a growing shift in how global digital culture engages with the continent. Watkins, just 20 years old, has become one of the most influential livestreamers of his generation, commanding tens of millions …
  • Us vs Them
    There’s no “us.” There’s no “them.” There’s only the comfort of pretending there is. People need enemies the way lungs need air. Conflict gives meaning to the meaningless.Without opposition, identity collapses. So we build one. We draw lines on maps, then forget who drew them. Every tribe begins as fear, then calls itself culture.We love belonging because it saves us from thinking.It’s easier to chant …
  • We Turned Horniness Into An Industry
    Let me explain this slowly, because if you blinked for five minutes in June, you might’ve missed the moment humanity officially gave up pretending it had standards. An actress, Sydney Sweeney, famous, attractive, very online-adjacent, partnered with a men’s grooming company called Dr Squatch to release a limited-edition bar of soap. Five thousand bars. Eight dollars each. And the marketing hook, the thing that made …
  • Smoke Screens
    The Epstein Files were supposed to be a revelation.A ledger of the powerful written in ink, not whispers.Promises were made. Promises were repeated.They claimed the truth would come out.The fog would lift.Transparency was the campaign slogan. Then the files arrived.And almost everything was blank.Pages upon pages covered in black boxes.Names, conversations, details, gone.Block after block of censorship.Critics call it about 90 percent redacted. That is …
  • The Redacted States Of America
    They finally released the Epstein files. And by “released,” I mean they handed the public a stack of black rectangles wrapped in patriotic bullshit and said, ‘here you go, transparency.’ Not truth, mind you. Not accountability either. Transparency cosplay. The kind where the light technically passes through, but you still can’t see a fucking thing. Page after page after page looks like it lost a …
  • We Cant Have Shit Anymore
    Somewhere out there, a very tired underpaid FBI agent had to write a sentence that would’ve sounded insane just ten years ago. “Criminals may use AI-generated images to fake kidnappings and demand ransom.” That sentence alone should qualify us for a species-wide timeout. And of course the internet did what the internet does and immediately joked about how this will disrupt the real kidnapping industry. …
  • Africa is The New Cold War Front
    You ever feel like the whole damn planet suddenly remembered Africa exists. Not because they actually give a shit about Africans, but because the minerals are running low everywhere else and China has been scooping up the continent like it’s a Black Friday sale? Because that’s exactly what’s happening. And now, out of nowhere, every global superpower is acting like they’ve always loved us, like …
  • My Unorthodox Thoughts On The US-Zimbabwe Partnership Reset
    Oh look! America and Zimbabwe are “starting fresh.” Again. For the 900th time. The U.S. has now discovered that Zimbabwe could be “a great partner.” No shit, Sherlock. Anyone can be a great partner as long as they have lithium, gold, and a government desperate enough to smile at whoever shows up with a business card. And the Herald is acting like this is the …
  • The World Didn’t Sign Up To Be America’s Captive Audience (But Here We Are)
    Sometimes I look at my social media feed and wonder when exactly I became an unpaid U.S. political analyst, commentator or whatever. I live thousands of kilometers away, my taxes don’t go there, I don’t vote there, and yet every day I’m force-fed a steady diet of American political drama like it’s my emotional multivitamin. I open TikTok: screaming match between a congressman and a …
  • America’s Love Affair With “The End Of The World”
    Some days I think the United States doesn’t actually want to fix anything. I think the country is addicted to decline the same way some people are addicted to astrology. I think that’s bcause it’s easier to believe Mercury is in retrograde than to admit you forgot to pay your bills. Everyone is screaming about apocalypse like it’s a sport. Right-wing apocalypse, left-wing apocalypse, climate …
  • The Last Honest Word in Zimbabwe
    Looking back, it seems strange that we ever expected truth to survive here. Not because Zimbabwe is uniquely cursed, no, but because we kept insisting that honesty could flourish in a place where every incentive favoured its opposite. Perhaps one day, when someone brave enough attempts to record our era with any sincerity, they will probably observe that the death of truth was not sudden. …
  • The New Monroe Doctrine: How Washington Is Rewriting Sovereignty in the Age of Resource Politics
    For months, US President Donald Trump has insisted his administration’s campaign in Venezuela is a counter-narcotics mission. Washington’s talking points lean heavily on the fentanyl crisis, the need for decisive action, the dangers of “transnational criminal networks.” Yet the U.S. State Department’s own 2025 report names Mexico and China as the only significant fentanyl sources affecting the United States. The document is explicit. The drug …
  • A Century of Intervention: How U.S.–Venezuela Relations Slowly Boiled Into the 2025 Airspace Standoff
    If you were to trace the arc of U.S.–Venezuela relations, the current drama unfolding over the Caribbean skies does not appear as an isolated provocation. It resembles the final bead on a long, heavy necklace of misunderstandings, miscalculations, and ambitions stretching back more than a century. The decision by former President Donald J. Trump in yesterday to declare Venezuelan airspace “closed” may be dramatic, but …
  • When a New Currency Asks Old Questions
    Views The arrival of a new currency is always a public event, but it is rarely only about economics. The ZiG entered Zimbabwe’s daily life with a mixture of curiosity, caution and quiet fatigue. People lined up at banks. Others waited to see if shop prices would move. Most simply kept using whatever currency they trusted. A new note in a wallet can feel hopeful. …
  • Dollars, Data, and the New Taxman
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  • My Brain at 3AM Is a Dangerous Place
    I’ve finally concluded there’s something suspicious about the human brain. During the day, mine can barely manage basic tasks. Ask me what I ate yesterday, I mostly have no idea. Ask me where I left my charger and I’ll only find it when I get a new one. My brain operates like a lazy intern: shows up late, does the bare minimum, takes long breaks. …
  • Oval Office Deals and Dismembered Journalists
    US President Donald Trump says Saudi Arabia’s crown prince knew nothing about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, which is an incredible thing to say with a straight face. It’s like insisting the sun had nothing to do with daylight. And he didn’t whisper it in some hallway. He said it in the Oval Office. The room where people pretend to be serious even when they’re …
  • On The Arithmetic of Shame
    Women learn early that wanting something is a liability. Men learn that taking something is negotiable. That is the opening lesson, delivered without ceremony, reinforced without pause.
  • On The Laziness of Thought
    People don’t form opinions anymore. They subscribe to them.Thinking is work, and work is out of fashion. Everyone wants ideas prepackaged and ready to post.The modern mind doesn’t chew anymore. It swallow everything and excretes is like worthless shit. Beliefs are now like streaming services: cancel anytime, no effort required. Once, thought was rebellion. Now it’s repetition.People mistake noise for nuance. They think conviction is …
  • On the Inconvenience of Truth
    Truth doesn’t set you free. It just sets you apart.People say they love honesty, but what they really love is reassurance wearing honesty’s clothes.Lies have manners. Truth doesn’t even knock.
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    What if the world really were as orchestrated as some imagine (every headline prewritten, every tragedy rehearsed, every coincidence a signal in disguise)? The thought stirs something both dreadful and oddly reassuring. If everything is planned, then nothing is wasted. There’s a script, a purpose, a conductor behind the noise. The horror of chaos fades, replaced by the comfort of knowing that at least someone, …
  • No, President Mnangagwa Was Not ‘Elected’ To Chair COMESA
    There is a special art to sounding grand when saying something quite ordinary. It’s an art Zimbabwean state media has perfected. The latest performance arrived neatly packaged in a ZBC headline declaring that President Emmerson Mnangagwa “has been elected” the incoming Chairperson of the Common Market for Eastern and Southern Africa (COMESA). The sentence feels triumphant. “Elected.” It rolls off the tongue like a diplomatic …
  • The Manufactured Gender War
    They say we are living through a war of the sexes, but if you pay attention, the war feels less like a revolution and more like a stage play. Lines scripted, roles rehearsed, outrage distributed like rations. People take sides as if humanity itself could be neatly split into blue and pink camps. Yet when you look closer, what emerges is not a natural struggle …
  • Is Zimbabwe Safe for White Tourists?
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    Donald Trump loves numbers when they suit him. Yesterday on September 8, 2025, at the Museum of the Bible, he leaned back in his chair, and declared victory. Crime in America, he said, had dropped by 27 percent since his return to office. In Washington, D.C., he bragged that homicides were down 60 percent. He credited himself, his deployment of the National Guard, and his …
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    Donald Trump has never been shy about rewriting his own story. On September 6, 2025, The Telegraph reported that Mike Johnson, the Republican Speaker of the House, went on CNN and said Trump had been an FBI informant on Jeffrey Epstein. He said it like it was fact. Neither hesitation nor proof either. The idea that Trump was undercover against Epstein sounds wild. It is …
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    Every parent wants to protect their child. But too often, we talk about safety by frightening children instead of preparing them. The world is not always safe, and Zimbabwe is no exception. The numbers show why we need to act. Globally, the International Labour Organization estimates that around 1.2 million children are trafficked every year. UNICEF warns that children make up more than a quarter …
  • Zimbabwe’s Daily Outrage Industry Keeps the Government Smiling
    Every morning in Zimbabwe, the outrage begins like clockwork. A Twitter thread appears: “The government must stop overpriced vehicle license fees!” A Facebook post demands, “Zimbabweans should insist on fair public transport fares!” Somewhere, an activist hashtags a new policy blunder. By midday, the digital landscape is alight with moral imperatives. Ministers scroll past, smiling privately, perhaps even grateful for the free publicity. Our carefully …
  • China’s Parade of Steel and Silence
    On September 3, 2025, Beijing’s Tiananmen Square transformed into a formidable stage for a military display that resonated far beyond its borders. Commemorating the 80th anniversary of China’s victory over Japanese forces in World War II, the parade was not merely a historical reflection but a deliberate projection of China’s evolving geopolitical stance. The event was graced by an array of international dignitaries, underscoring China’s …
  • Brian Bennett Writes History Even in Defeat
    A record-breaking 81 doesn’t make the scorecard. There’s pride in the crack of leather on willow. There’s grit in the grind when borders, social, economic, political, still bind you home. On that scorching pitch in Harare, Brian Bennett didn’t just rack up runs. He made a statement. He etched his name into Zimbabwe’s battered narrative.
  • Next They Will Ban Sunglasses and Pockets
    The government has found a new enemy. It’s neither hunger nor corruption. It’s not the crumbling clinics that turn the sick into corpses either. It’s tint. Permanent Secretary for Presidential Affairs and Devolution, Tafadzwa Muguti, announced that motorists should strip their windows bare. The logic is that drugs hide behind tinted glass, so the drugs will vanish once the glass is exposed. This is how …
  • Engineer Jacob Kudzayi Mutisi is Wrong About Debt Free “Wealth”
    Engineer Jacob Kudzayi Mutisi recently wrote a piece on Byo 24 that has been shared widely by the news pirates on WhatsApp. He argued that Zimbabweans are wealthier than Americans because they buy cars and build houses without debt. No mortgages. No student loans. No credit cards. The picture painted was one of a people living debt-free, while the West is drowning in obligations. It …
  • Australia Just Opened the Door to a Digital Dictatorship
    In December 2025, Australia will switch off the lights for anyone under sixteen trying to enter social media. Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, Reddit, and the rest will be off-limits. Because the government has decided. This is not a parental choice anymore. It is law. A platform that lets a fifteen-year-old slip through will face a fine of nearly fifty million Australian dollars. That is not …
  • Tendai Ruben Mbofana’s Version Of Feminism Still Polices Women’s Choices
    If I could pick one article that reveals the deep contradictions of contemporary gender discourse, it is Tendai Ruben Mbofana’s recent piece, “Can it truly be called empowerment if women still believe their worth lies in pleasing men’s desires?” Upon the first glance, it has all the markings of a serious intervention. That is, the concern for women’s liberation, the lament for a culture enslaved …
  • Compulsory Paternity DNA Testing at Birth is Not the Solution to Zimbabwe’s GBV Woes
    When a child is born, the world should pause. In that fragile moment between first cry and first touch, something larger than science occurs. Trust. A mother’s body, a father’s presence, a family’s breath converging in relief and joy. That is the ceremony of life, one that does not need certification or laboratory confirmation. To replace that moment with a swab and a form, to …
  • The Outrage over Social Work Exams Is Embarrassing For The Profession
    The announcement that Zimbabwe’s social workers will soon be required to sit for a licensing examination has been met with loud protests. On social media, the mood has been indignant. Graduates ask why they should face another exam after years of university study. Others suspect the Council of Social Workers is overreaching. Yet much of this outrage feels misplaced when seen in the wider context …
  • The Gospel According to Honorable Wiwa Sikhala
    There are moments in politics when words reveal far more than they were meant to. Job “Wiwa” Sikhala, once tortured and humiliated at the hands of state agents, now finds some undivided attention from me for different reasons. A photograph of the retired Assistant Commissioner Crispen Makedenge, frail and visibly diminished, was enough to trigger Sikhala’s sermon in a post on X. He declared that …
  • Everyone Pretends They Don’t Do This. You Do Too.
    We all deny it. We laugh it off, roll our eyes, pretend we’re immune. But the truth is simpler and uglier: everyone checks. The likes. The views. The comments. The tiny digital crumbs that tell us whether anyone is paying attention. We cloak it in excuses. “I just want to see if people are engaging.” “I’m checking for feedback.” But underneath the jargon is a …
  • The Crowd Is Always Wrong
    Follow the crowd, they said. It’ll keep you safe, they said. And here we are: a civilization built on the whispering echo of bad ideas passed hand to hand, like a cheap cigarette that no one dares refuse. The crowd doesn’t think. It imitates. It congratulates itself for being busy while it drifts toward calamity with all the grace of a drunk in a revolving …
  • Envy
    What positive emotion do you feel most often? Every damn morning, envy drags me by the collar.It’s a shove.Sharp, unrelenting.It sees life through a pair of headlights, bulb broken, and still cares enough to point. I scroll.I compare.It’s less about admiration and more like a court summons: “Look at this life. Yours could be this. Or else.” Envy’s no saint.It’s a dockworker hauling the shit …
  • It’s Poverty Professor Mapfumo and Not a Plot
    At the recently held University of Zimbabwe 44th graduation ceremony, Professor Paul Mapfumo stood before graduates, dignitaries, and the President. He insisted that his “transformation agenda” would not be derailed by those he claims are launching sustained attacks on him and his administration. It was a dramatic line for a graduation ceremony, but also a misplaced one. For no one is plotting against him. No …
  • Why This Year’s UZ Graduates Might Struggle Abroad
    The University of Zimbabwe’s graduation this year unfolded with all the usual fanfare. Families travelled from across the country to see their children receive caps and gowns. Students smiled for the cameras, speeches were made, and the air was thick with pride. Yet beneath the celebration, there was an unease that would not vanish with the tossing of mortarboards. This was not an ordinary graduation. …
  • Zimbabwe Air Travel Stuck in the Slow Lane
    Earlier Fastjet announced an inaugural flight between Bulawayo and Victoria Falls — four flights a week. Their new Bulawayo–Victoria Falls service is a win. It takes a five-hour, pothole-ridden road trip and turns it into under an hour in the air. The air distance is about 364 kilometres, and a one-way ticket can be found for around USD 135.00, sometimes less on promotion. That should …
  • Tendai Ruben Mbofana is Confusing a Mirror For a Weapon
    Views Every few years, whenever crime rates rise, someone will dust off a moral panic that blames the latest boogeyman for our social decay. In the 1980s, it was “Satanic” heavy metal. In the 1990s, it was kung fu movies. In the 2000s, it was video games. Now, apparently, my dear mentor Tendai wants us to believe that violent entertainment is breeding a violent Zimbabwe. …
  • The Silent Killer in Zimbabwe’s Medicine Cabinet
    Views Walk into any pharmacy in Zimbabwe and you will find them. Antibiotics sold for headaches, for colds, for a sore throat after a night in the rain. No lab test, no prescription from a doctor who has checked if the illness is even bacterial. Just a polite exchange of cash and pills. We are using them for everything, and it is going to cost …
  • When Did We as a Society Sink So Low?
    Honestly, I’m not sure when it happened. Maybe it was when we started believing WhatsApp forwards more than doctors. Or when “political debate” became a competition to see who can insult the other side more creatively. Or maybe when we decided that the most important thing in life is being seen, preferably in a selfie, preferably with a caption about “blessings” next to a plate …
  • History Will Judge Us By Our Social Media Timelines
    Views When the story of Zimbabwe in these years is finally written, I suspect it will not be remembered for what we suffered, but for how lightly we took it. The record will not be one of famine, mismanagement, and squandered opportunities. It will be one of hashtags, punchlines, and endless forwarding. We will not be immortalised as a people crushed under unbearable hardship, but …
  • Pedophiles, Patreons, and the Price of Public Shame
    Views I sit far from the stage where this drama plays out. I watch from a very tiny little town in Zimbabwe. The internet makes distance feel small. A camera, a stream, a hashtag, and a life is shredded. I do not pretend to be an expert. I know what I see. I know what it feels like when a crowd decides a man is …
  • Where the clock ends
    If no one ever died, the word “life” would be meaningless.It would not even exist.We only name something when there is also something it is not.Light means nothing without darkness.Heat means nothing without cold.You only know a thing because you have known its opposite.
  • The Myth Of Infinite Growth
    The tide of optimism about technology has swelled to a roar in the past few years. Every month brings news of a faster chip, a smarter machine or a grand vision of AI solving our problems.  The prevailing creed assumes innovation has no bounds, and that each breakthrough simply opens new frontiers.  But this bright faith in endless growth collides with a more sober reality.  …
  • Piece of Shit
    Some days I wake up and think,“Damn, I might be the problem.” Not in a villain arc kind of way, no. Just in that quiet, disappointing way you forget to reply to someone who loves you.Or you said you’d change, and didn’t.Or you left your undried laundry in the wardrobe for three days and now it smells like betrayal. I’m not evil. Just… inconsistent.A decent …
  • FACT CHECK: Did South African Police Boss Label ZANU PF an International Criminal Organization?
    Claim: An article published by ZimEye on July 26, 2025, alleges that General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi, Provincial Police Commissioner for KwaZulu-Natal, accused Zimbabwe’s ruling party, ZANU PF, of being an “international criminal organization” in an official report submitted to South Africa’s President. Assessment: There is no verifiable evidence that General Mkhwanazi made such a statement or submitted a report making these claims. No other credible news …
  • How Much Of My Life Is Truly Mine?
    I ask myself this a lot. Some days, I feel like I’m just watching my life happen. Like I’m a passenger, not the one driving. I wake up each morning to the same routine. Not because I want to, but because I have to. Wake up, work, worry. There’s always something. Many bills, food, family problems. Everything needs attention. Everything costs money.
  • Underpaid
    I send invoices like prayers.Gentle. Hopeful. Read at 3:14am and never replied to. They say freelancing is freedom.Yeah  the kind of freedom where you’re free to starve creatively.Free to chase clients like you’re the debt collector and the therapist.Free to do five people’s jobs for the price of exposure and a thank-you emoji.
  • Blank Page
    The page isn’t really blank.It’s just staring at me.Judging me.Waiting for brilliance I swore I had at 2am but can’t find now that the sun’s up and my coffee’s gone cold.
  • Travel Plans
    What are your future travel plans? I hadn’t really thought about it, to be honest.Travel felt like something other people planned. I was just surviving deadlines. Then one night, I found this Czech YouTuber. No fake influencer energy. Just raw clips of daily life in Prague—trams, moody streets, bread that looks like it means something.Now I want to go. Not for tourist spots. I just …
  • She Is the Head of HR and She Knew Exactly What She Was Doing.
    It takes a particular kind of cunning to navigate the highest tiers of corporate America—not just ambition, but the capacity to mold the perception of your presence, to exude both authority and discretion, power and plausible deniability. That, more than anything else, is the currency of Human Resources at the executive level. When the Coldplay kiss-cam scandal exploded online—two executives from the same company caught …
  • Is This Health Justice or State Overreach?
    In the swiftly evolving drama of Zimbabwean healthcare, a new bill in Parliament has stirred both hope and alarm. The Medical Services Amendment Bill, championed by Justice and Parliamentary Affairs Minister Ziyambi Ziyambi, seeks to align private hospital practices with constitutional guarantees. It empowers the health minister to cap fees, regulate pricing, and mandates that private institutions admit and stabilize emergency patients for at least …
  • The Real Truth They Don’t Want You To Know: Why Property Is So Expensive In Zimbabwe
    I didn’t plan to write this. But sometimes an article burrows into your thoughts and refuses to let go. That’s what happened when I stumbled across a piece online titled “Why Are Properties So Pricey in Zimbabwe? Here Are 8 Reasons” published on 9 June, 2025, by NewZWire. It was informative, well-structured, and made a compelling case around factors like land shortages, inflation, and the …
  • Women, Water, and the Weight of Sustainability
    Every day, in villages across Zimbabwe and beyond, a familiar figure appears: women and girls carrying heavy jerrycans under the sun, walking for kilometres to fetch water. They bend, stoop, and trudge, often returning home exhausted, yet their labour is seldom honoured. This image, so ordinary that it fades into the landscape is a vivid testament to how unsustainable policies weigh most heavily on those …
  • WhatsApp’s New Feature Might Be a Gift to Con Artists
    There is a seductive appeal to the word “privacy.” It conjures images of safety, control, and autonomy. It suggests a world in which one can participate without being exposed, speak without being watched, and interact without being tracked. So it’s no surprise that the tech world is constantly dressing its new features in the garments of privacy. But beneath the PR-friendly lingo, some of these …
  • What the Musk–Trump Feud Tells Us About the Future of Power
    There was a time when billionaires stayed in boardrooms and presidents stayed on podiums. Now, their worlds have fused into one volatile theatre. Over the past fortnight or so, a dramatic and very public fallout has erupted between Elon Musk (billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX) and Donald Trump, the recently re-elected president of the United States. It is vulgar, bizarre, and deeply instructive. And …
  • Sacrifices
    What sacrifices have you made in life? Oh, sacrifices? You want to talk about sacrifices? I’ve bartered sleep like a desperate trader at a collapsing market: swapped it for deadlines, for dreams, for defiance. I’ve sat in rooms where my silence was safer than the truth but still chose to speak. Lost friends over convictions. Lost time over causes. Lost faith in systems that promised …
  • The War In Sudan Is Still Happening And The World Has Moved On
    Somewhere between the latest tech layoffs, celebrity gossip, and viral TikToks about how to season your trauma with lavender oil and affirmations, a war is still raging in Sudan. Yes, still. Not metaphorically. Not in the abstract. Real bombs, real bodies, real cities reduced to skeletal rubble. Real people, over 13 million of them fleeing from homes that once smelled of spice and promise. But …
  • Champions
    A true champion is someone that sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching. Hairy. Winning is great sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to take losses. Champions never complain, they are too busy getting better.  To me, a peanut butter sandwich is the […] Champions
  • We Built God Out of Fear, Then Forgot the Blueprint
    We built God out of fear. Not love. Not peace. Not cosmic order. Fear. Crude, elemental, and deeply human.
  • Why I Disagree With Nelson Mandela
    What public figure do you disagree with the most? There are few figures in modern history as globally revered as Nelson Mandela. His story has become mythic. 27 years in prison followed by a peaceful transition to democracy, crowned by his magnanimous embrace of those who once dehumanized him. Statues, street names, and documentary reels ensure that his image radiates eternal light. And yet, as …
  • Small Talk? I’d Rather Walk on Legos
    There’s a special kind of pain that comes from stepping on a Lego. It’s sharp, unexpected, and deeply personal. Kind of like being asked, “So, what are you up to these days?” by someone you barely know, in the middle of a crowded bank queue.
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