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War on Christmas 🎄🎄!!

Is there a “War on Christmas”? I don’t believe it! What’s the matter with “Happy Holidays”? People said “Happy Holidays” when I was little. Nobody got all hostile about it. After all, Christmas and New Year are two holidays, aren’t they? You want to wish people happy for both– or happy whatever they celebrate.

Does your grandma read obituaries?

Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to…..

Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.

I live in Marondera, and I have to say to those people who don’t believe we have global warming– Come up here. People who live up here will tell you that the summers used to be wonderful. Nothing above 30 degrees, and always a cool breeze. Nights that are perfect for sleeping. A few summersContinue reading “Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.”

It will be hell.

To believe in a personal God with “reasons”, they give up their own! What kind of God kills miners and starts tropical-marine cyclones the? Ordains Presidents and makes your stocks go up, or down? Sends….

Wiretapping suckers!

Why am I worried about wiretapping if I haven’t done anything wrong? What have I got to hide? I’m relatively guilt-free as people go, pretty much law-abiding compared to the average. But think: what’s being done with all that “data mining?” PR firms buy it, so they can target their ads. I don’t like beingContinue reading “Wiretapping suckers!”

Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?

Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year? It is shocking. I mean, it shocked me. And if it doesn’t shock everybody, I’d like to know why not. I’m not talking about all the teens or tweens who want to dress up like Brittany Spears or some diva fromContinue reading “Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?”

Some politically incorrect truths to be used as you see fit

1. Never ask heterosexual women for tips on how to seduce a woman. It’s like asking people who constantly watch cars go by, but have never driven themselves, what it is like to drive a car. Heterosexual women do not try and seduce other heterosexual women. They have zero experience as to how to goContinue reading “Some politically incorrect truths to be used as you see fit”