Global warming’s going to submerge the planet?
I don’t think so.
Not that I don’t believe in Global Warming. I do.
Ocean levels are rising, you can see it. But submergence doesn’t happen overnight. A natural cycle, of deserts and melting pole caps, is followed by another cyclic Age of Ice.

Maybe we are destroying the planet: we’ll get what we deserve. But either way, catastrophe thins our herd. In a big, world wide disaster movie. Now’s the time to take action! Everybody! Drop what you’re doing and cooperate on a plan. A happy ending. What do you suppose are the odds? Considering that homo sapiens is lazy and ignorant. Could the energetic and brilliant come to the rescue? We’d all have to cooperate. By the billions. Ain’t that a bitch? Let’s face it, we’ve run up our numbers to the point where we don’t have a lot of wiggle room. As the waters keep rising, a few hardy souls gather up survival gear and head for the Antarctic. Will any actually survive? Not if they hunt to extinction. Not if the bastards left to drown set off the nukes.
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