My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. Who would have thought that boiling eggs and making pap would be so difficult. Making pap is the same as “fighting until you see the light at the end of the tunnel.” You never know if you’ve gotten it right until the end. There’s a keyContinue reading “Cooking”
Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to…..
I live in Marondera, and I have to say to those people who don’t believe we have global warming– Come up here. People who live up here will tell you that the summers used to be wonderful. Nothing above 30 degrees, and always a cool breeze. Nights that are perfect for sleeping. A few summersContinue reading “Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.”
Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year? It is shocking. I mean, it shocked me. And if it doesn’t shock everybody, I’d like to know why not. I’m not talking about all the teens or tweens who want to dress up like Brittany Spears or some diva fromContinue reading “Have you seen the collection of costumes they’re selling for little girls this year?”
1. Never ask heterosexual women for tips on how to seduce a woman. It’s like asking people who constantly watch cars go by, but have never driven themselves, what it is like to drive a car. Heterosexual women do not try and seduce other heterosexual women. They have zero experience as to how to goContinue reading “Some politically incorrect truths to be used as you see fit”