To know that the earth is spinning at over 1,000 miles per hour. It makes me feel like I’m accomplishing something just by standing still. Sometimes I feel like I am in my own space, my own little bubble. But then I realize that we are all just floating in this vast universe together.
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Wanna Know What makes my day?
When gravity doesn’t win and I don’t fall over. You know what also makes my day? Having a clean space. There is something therapeutic about cleaning, organizing and decluttering. It clears both your physical and mental space. Have you ever noticed how our outer space mirrors our inner space? A messy desk reflects a clutteredContinue reading “Wanna Know What makes my day?”
Why I’m Convinced My Cat is Plotting to Take Over the World
Listen up, folks – I’ve got a bone to pick with my furry friend. You see, I’ve been living with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for a few years now, and I’ve started to notice some suspicious behavior. It all started innocently enough – knocking over vases, pouncing on my feet in the middle of theContinue reading “Why I’m Convinced My Cat is Plotting to Take Over the World”
The Art of Procrastination: How to Get Things Done… Eventually
We all know the feeling of having something important to do, but instead choosing to binge-watch a new series on Netflix or scroll through Instagram for hours on end. Procrastination is an art form, my friends, and if you’ve mastered it, then you’re in good company. Here are some tips and tricks to help youContinue reading “The Art of Procrastination: How to Get Things Done… Eventually”
Confessions of a Serial Cereal Eater: Why I Can’t Stop Devouring Boxes of Frosted Flakes
Okay, let’s get real for a minute. We’ve all got our vices – some people smoke, some people drink, and some of us have an unhealthy addiction to sugary breakfast foods. That’s right, I’m talking about that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods known as cereal.
Letter From Grandma
One day I received a letter from grandma… It read;
Here’s your sign!!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and thereContinue reading “Here’s your sign!!”
Moods Swinging
My moods don’t just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette. Men have mood swings. Women have mood leaps, mood swirls and mood loops. You don’t know you could breathe wrong until you’re around a woman with a mood leap. Suddenly you’re being accused of taking in too much oxygen perContinue reading “Moods Swinging”
A nation of hypocrisy.
Americans claim to fight for freedom for people around the world, but when we, traditional societies look at them, we don’t see freedom. We see sin and excess. We look at people like Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Michael Moore, Bill Moyers– selfish people who put their own desires for money and celebrity aheadContinue reading “A nation of hypocrisy.”
Does your grandma read obituaries?
Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to…..
Zealous Thierry 