Wanna Know What makes my day?

When gravity doesn’t win and I don’t fall over. You know what also makes my day? Having a clean space. There is something therapeutic about cleaning, organizing and decluttering. It clears both your physical and mental space. Have you ever noticed how our outer space mirrors our inner space? A messy desk reflects a cluttered mind, while a clean and organized space signals a clear, … Continue reading Wanna Know What makes my day?

Why I’m Convinced My Cat is Plotting to Take Over the World

Listen up, folks – I’ve got a bone to pick with my furry friend. You see, I’ve been living with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for a few years now, and I’ve started to notice some suspicious behavior. It all started innocently enough – knocking over vases, pouncing on my feet in the middle of the night – but lately, things have taken a turn for the sinister.

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The Art of Procrastination: How to Get Things Done… Eventually

We all know the feeling of having something important to do, but instead choosing to binge-watch a new series on Netflix or scroll through Instagram for hours on end. Procrastination is an art form, my friends, and if you’ve mastered it, then you’re in good company. Here are some tips and tricks to help you get things done… eventually.

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Confessions of a Serial Cereal Eater: Why I Can’t Stop Devouring Boxes of Frosted Flakes

Okay, let’s get real for a minute. We’ve all got our vices – some people smoke, some people drink, and some of us have an unhealthy addiction to sugary breakfast foods. That’s right, I’m talking about that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods known as cereal.

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Here’s your sign!!

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes … Continue reading Here’s your sign!!

Moods Swinging

My moods don’t just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette. Men have mood swings. Women have mood leaps, mood swirls and mood loops. You don’t know you could breathe wrong until you’re around a woman with a mood leap. Suddenly you’re being accused of taking in too much oxygen per […] Moods Swinging Continue reading Moods Swinging

A nation of hypocrisy.

Americans claim to fight for freedom for people around the world, but when we, traditional societies look at them, we don’t see freedom. We see sin and excess. We look at people like Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Michael Moore, Bill Moyers– selfish people who put their own desires for money and celebrity ahead of morality. Freedom to us is totally opposite from the … Continue reading A nation of hypocrisy.