Listen up, folks – I’ve got a bone to pick with my furry friend. You see, I’ve been living with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for a few years now, and I’ve started to notice some suspicious behavior. It all started innocently enough – knocking over vases, pouncing on my feet in the middle of the night – but lately, things have taken a turn for the sinister.
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We live in a society where people are more offended by swear words and middle fingers than they are by famine, warfare and the destruction of the environment. The order of the day is people are constantly nerve-stricken after previously following the permission to live lies. An overlap into discomfort largely comes from an excess […] Faux Outrage Continue reading Faux Outrage
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow […] The Diary of a delusional cat!! Continue reading The Diary of a delusional cat!!
Does your grandma read the obituaries? Mine does. Don’t you think that’s creepy?It’s not like Gram’s planning to….. Continue reading Does your grandma read obituaries?
I live in Marondera, and I have to say to those people who don’t believe we have global warming– Come up here. People who live up here will tell you that the summers used to be wonderful. Nothing above 30 degrees, and always a cool breeze. Nights that are perfect for sleeping. A few summers ago we started getting weather that was warmer than usual, … Continue reading Fvck Global Warming~ I live in Marondera.
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