Hey folks, it’s been a minute. Life’s been doing its thing — exams, adulting, the usual chaos. I just wrapped up my Hexco (Tertiary) exams yesterday (finally!), and honestly, I’ve missed this space more than I expected. So, while I’ve been a bit MIA, I’ve also been cooking up something fresh. Zealous Thierry’s got a new look. Yep, I decided it was time to revamp … Continue reading New Vibes
Ah, work-life balance, that elusive unicorn we all chase in the modern-day savannah of our lives. It’s like trying to find a comfortable position on an economy flight—seemingly impossible, yet endlessly pursued. We’re told to lean in, but not too far lest we fall over. We’re encouraged to hustle, yet reminded to stop and smell the roses—which, by the way, are now available in a convenient aerosol can for those too busy to find an actual garden.
In recent years, Zimbabwe has witnessed a rather alarming phenomenon: the emergence of what can only be described as “gospel-preneurs.” These are individuals who have cunningly crafted churches with the sole purpose of robbing the hard-earned cash from the pockets of the poor. Yes, my friends, it seems that the faithful have been duped into dishing out their precious pennies to finance the lavish lifestyles of these so-called “men of God.” It’s enough to make you wonder, who exactly is reaping the benefits here?
It’s high time we talk about the elephant in the room: our transportation system is a mess. Every day, thousands of Zimbabweans struggle to get to work, to school, or just about anywhere. Buses are packed, kombis are overcrowded, and the trains? Well, a majority of us so-called ama2k have never seen one in real life. Let’s just say they’ve seen better days….
Continue reading “Public Servants Must Use Public Transport”
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the thrilling political circus that is Zimbabwe! In this satirical guide, we’ll dive headfirst into the mind-boggling world of power struggles, politician antics, and all-around buffoonery. So, fasten your seatbelts and strap in for the wild rollercoaster ride that is Zimbabwean politics!
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Welcome to my blog! Today’s topic is random and completely off the cuff because, well, why not? Let’s talk about the all-important life skill of procrastination. First of all, let me say that I am an expert in this field. I mean, why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow, right? Who needs a deadline when you can have a Netflix … Continue reading Procrastination!!
Dear Public Transit, It’s time I told you how I really feel – and it’s not just because I’ve been stuck next to a guy who smells like he hasn’t showered in a month. First of all, let me just say that I appreciate you. You’re always there when I need you, ready to take me on an adventure – or at least, to work. … Continue reading Dear Public Transport-The Good The Bad and The Smelly
We’ve all been there – staring at a looming deadline, feeling the weight of unfinished tasks crushing us. But what if I told you there’s a way to turn procrastination into a lifestyle choice, one that can actually make you more productive and less stressed? Welcome to the art of procrastination, my friends. Here are my top tips for embracing the joy of putting things … Continue reading The Art of Procrastination: How I Turned Putting Things Off Into a Lifestyle Choice
When gravity doesn’t win and I don’t fall over. You know what also makes my day? Having a clean space. There is something therapeutic about cleaning, organizing and decluttering. It clears both your physical and mental space. Have you ever noticed how our outer space mirrors our inner space? A messy desk reflects a cluttered mind, while a clean and organized space signals a clear, … Continue reading Wanna Know What makes my day?
We all know the feeling of having something important to do, but instead choosing to binge-watch a new series on Netflix or scroll through Instagram for hours on end. Procrastination is an art form, my friends, and if you’ve mastered it, then you’re in good company. Here are some tips and tricks to help you get things done… eventually.
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