The Bigger Person

You’re not big, you’re fat. Let’s be slightly more truthful. Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat. Not just because they called you fat but because they absolutely deserve it. The truth remains that you’re round around where your edges are supposed to […] The Bigger Person Continue reading The Bigger Person

Moods Swinging

My moods don’t just swing. They bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette. Men have mood swings. Women have mood leaps, mood swirls and mood loops. You don’t know you could breathe wrong until you’re around a woman with a mood leap. Suddenly you’re being accused of taking in too much oxygen per […] Moods Swinging Continue reading Moods Swinging

A Plague on all your houses

Yet I have a trick Of the old rage. Bear with me, I am sick; I’ll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see: Write ‘Lord have mercy on us’ on those three. They are infected; in their hearts it lies; They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes. These lords are visited; […] A Plague on all your houses Continue reading A Plague on all your houses

Festival Girl Field Report 2.0

Despite what I said in my post on +1s, does it feels really fucking good to put your dick inside a girl, not just in a visceral way, but as the end of a successful seduction? Hell yes it does.  Oktoberfest girl is one of my longer seductions: we met nearly a month ago at […] Festival Girl Field Report 2.0 Continue reading Festival Girl Field Report 2.0