Dear Public Transit,
It’s time I told you how I really feel – and it’s not just because I’ve been stuck next to a guy who smells like he hasn’t showered in a month.
First of all, let me just say that I appreciate you. You’re always there when I need you, ready to take me on an adventure – or at least, to work. And I’ve gotta admit, I kinda like the delays sometimes. It gives me an excuse to show up fashionably late and blame it on you.
But let’s be real, there are some things that need improvement. Like the smells. Oh, the smells. I swear, sometimes it feels like I’m inhaling a mix of every fragrance known to man – and not in a good way. Let’s just say my nose hairs have never been the same since I started riding with you.
And then there’s the fact that you’re never on time. I mean, I get it. You’ve got places to be and people to see. But could you maybe show up a little earlier so I don’t have to sprint to catch you? Or – dare I say it – show up on time? Just a thought.
But despite all of that, I love you. You’ve taken me on some of the best adventures of my life, like that time I accidentally got on the wrong train and ended up in the middle of nowhere. And let’s not forget the people I’ve met on your rides – from the guy who played the accordion for tips to the woman who offered me her spare tampon (yes, really).
So here’s to you, Public Transit. The good, the bad, and the smelly. I wouldn’t be where I am today without you – and I don’t mean stuck on this crowded train, I mean in life. Thanks for always being there when I need you (except when you’re not).
With (somewhat begrudging) love,
Your faithful rider.
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