I don’t get all the fuss over the “failure” of the government to help, Chimanimani. Why should we care about those losers?
All that bitching about a few flooded basements! I’ve got nothing against charity: let the Salvation Army give them soup and blankets. But people who choose to live in a crime-ridden area prone to flooding? People too stupid or lazy to evacuate when they’re told to get out?
Don’t you dare give them my hard earned tax dollars. Let’s not reward stupidity! Most of them were probably crack dealers anyway. You ask me, “What about the elderly? Stranded in the nursing homes?” Those crippled old geezers, left to rot by cowardly caretakers or their own greedy relatives? Listen, people! Take some responsibility for your own poor decisions! Like, electing a bonehead mayor and a clueless governor. I say they got what was coming to them. The Eastern Highlands was a big dump that needed a good flush, and that’s what it got.
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