Ah, work-life balance, that elusive unicorn we all chase in the modern-day savannah of our lives. It’s like trying to find a comfortable position on an economy flight—seemingly impossible, yet endlessly pursued. We’re told to lean in, but not too far lest we fall over. We’re encouraged to hustle, yet reminded to stop and smell the roses—which, by the way, are now available in a convenient aerosol can for those too busy to find an actual garden.
Immortality. The ultimate heist. The greatest score of all time. We’ve all dreamed of it, of leaving a mark that will outlast us, of being remembered long after we’re gone. But what does it really mean to be immortal? It’s not about living forever. It’s about living a life that matters. A life that leaves a scar, a dent in the universe. A life that … Continue reading Immortality
I see some people advocating for an uprising against Zanu PF. Have you people thought this through? If you really provoke a crisis, with the populace on one side and the machinery of the Zanu PF executive and the justice department on the other, what’s to keep them from herding us into concentration camps? Do you think they will hesitate to use violence against us? … Continue reading Why an uprising against Zanu PF is doomed to fail.
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr These profound words resonate deeply within the hearts of Zimbabweans, as we find ourselves grappling with an existential crisis that strikes at the very core of our national identity. Throughout our rich history, we … Continue reading The Existential Crisis of Zimbabwe’s National Identity
Oh, the joys of leadership, where the buck stops… well, apparently not here! It seems our dear Governor Mushayavanhu has found himself in a bit of a pickle, and who better to pass the salt to than the World Bank? You see, the new ZiG currency is having a bit of a moment, and not the kind that calls for a celebration. Now, I’m just … Continue reading The Blundering Governor
As Zimbabweans, we gather every year on the 18th of April to mark our Independence Day. This year, we hit a somber milestone: 44 years since we broke free from colonial rule. But the freedom we celebrate is tainted by the reality of our lives under an oppressive regime.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time we dive into the world of supporting Israel. Now, before you jump to conclusions, let me make something abundantly clear – I don’t have an ounce of objection to people showing their support for Israel. In this free world, everyone has the right to express their opinions. However, what truly troubles me is the reasoning behind such support, or rather … Continue reading A Closer Look at Supporting Israel
In the latest act of the ongoing drama which I dub “Governmental Promises: A Comedy of Errors,” our esteemed government has once again shocked and dismayed the nation with their predictable flair for the dramatic and penchant for deception. Just when we believed our granaries were filled to the brim, ready to sustain us until the next harvest, a harsh truth spilled out like grain … Continue reading Government Up To Its Usual Shenanigans, Again
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” – Martin Luther King Jr. The annals of history are replete with tales of valor and sacrifice, of moments when the indomitable human spirit triumphed over adversity. Yet, interspersed within these pages are also chapters that recount tales of sorrow and injustice—chapters that speak of lives cut … Continue reading The Lives Forgotten
“To ignore the power of women is to ignore the voice of the earth” Zimbabwean Proveb Throughout Zimbabwe’s rich history, the relationship between its people and the environment has played a central role. This dynamic has been shaped by the intricate dance between gender dynamics and has had a profound impact on ecological outcomes. In order to fully grasp the complexity of this relationship, it … Continue reading Gender Dynamics Shaping Ecological Outcomes in Zimbabwe
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