The Secret Life of Plants: Why I’m Convinced My Fiddle-Leaf Fig is Plotting World Domination

There’s just something about plants that draws us in. Maybe it’s the way their leaves catch the light, or the satisfaction of watching them grow. But have you ever stopped to consider what’s really going on inside those gentle green creatures? I have, and I’m convinced that my fiddle-leaf fig is plotting world domination.

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The Art of Procrastination: How to Get Things Done… Eventually

We all know the feeling of having something important to do, but instead choosing to binge-watch a new series on Netflix or scroll through Instagram for hours on end. Procrastination is an art form, my friends, and if you’ve mastered it, then you’re in good company. Here are some tips and tricks to help you get things done… eventually.

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Confessions of a Serial Cereal Eater: Why I Can’t Stop Devouring Boxes of Frosted Flakes

Okay, let’s get real for a minute. We’ve all got our vices – some people smoke, some people drink, and some of us have an unhealthy addiction to sugary breakfast foods. That’s right, I’m talking about that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods known as cereal.

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Adulting 101: How to Pretend You Know What You’re Doing

Let’s face it, adulting is hard. No one tells you how to balance a budget, cook a decent meal, or deal with your landlord’s weird requests. Suddenly, you’re expected to know how to handle life’s challenges, all while pretending you’re not secretly freaking out. But fear not, my friends. I present to you, my guide to “adulting”.

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Civilization Collapsed: How Political Correctness Is Killing Us

The world is in chaos, and it’s all because of political correctness. We’ve all seen it, heard it, or even experienced it firsthand: the growing trend of censorship and self-censorship in our society, to the point where it’s stifling freedom of speech, or worse, leading to destruction and collapse of civilizations.

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Civilization Collapsed!

As a Blogger I have a front row seat at the decline of Zimbabwean Civilization. In the privacy of their bedrooms, where parents imagine they are playing something like Pac-Man or using Wikipedia to do their homework, 11 and 12 year old children are morphing into pseudo-sophisticated sex and attention addicts. The criminal cluelessness of […] Civilization Collapsed! Continue reading Civilization Collapsed!