They’re listening in on all of us, you know. Scanning for key words. Of course you know, even if you won’t admit it.
They want you to know. Because the real purpose of the domestic spying program is to scare you, so you won’t talk openly with your friends and neighbors. People keeping their opinions to themselves– and that’s exactly what they want! The one thing Monica Mutsvangwa and her henchmen are most afraid of right now is that Zimbabweans will suddenly realize how few people still support this corruption!
As long as you can be fooled into thinking that other people believe the lies, you’ll be afraid to call RP’s gang what they are: traitors and criminals, thieves who loot the treasury and steal elections. But- once enough people dare to say it out loud? To march through the streets with the truth written on their signs? What happened in Romania will happen here: a massive uprising! You know who is terrorizing the Zimbabwean people? The government!
They used terror to trick you into an unwinnable war, and now they are using terror to keep you from stopping it. Don’t be afraid. They can watch the streets with cameras, they can analyze our phone calls, they can hack our votes– but they can’t jail all of us, not if we’re united. We can re-declare our Independence, and start anew!
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